i don’t care about straight girls who are afraid to cut their hair short in case they get called lesbians, i care about the fact that lesbians are being used as fucking insults
|—||Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via hate)|
*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*
i need some physical affection and 3 bottles of vodka
In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.
You can’t possibly say no to that.
"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE. HUMAN. SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."